Impertinent Questions for Ray Badran

22 Jul

Ray BadranWhat is your favourite synonym for “bum”?

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Whose swearing makes you laugh the most?

Babies

Who should come to see your show and why?

Everyone should cause it’s funny!

Who are you excited about seeing this year?

Myself! That’s why I’m going to install full length mirrors across the back of my room so I can watch myself, live.

Imagine you come off stage and find a wish come true. Which food/drink/present/person would be waiting for you?

Some seafood platter/fancy cocktail/Gift card for unlimited money/my wife

Describe your perfect day at the Fringe.

August 12 (No show that day).

How long does it take to come down after a show and how do you do it?

After so many amazing gigs I have built up a tolerance to it so I cannot help you here, sorry.

In the game “Would You Rather?” what’s the hardest choice you have had to make?

Would you rather have dicks for eyes and sight OR have normal eyes but not be able to see.

What’s your favourite Brexit metaphor?

I don’t really get it

Who or what helped you believe you were going to make it in comedy?

Still trying to answer that myself but probably the fact I’m an idiot.

Tell us something your agent doesn’t want us to know.

Well on the first Friday of every month, she asks all her acts to meet at her office, and then she forces us to write new jokes out at gun point.  She keeps saying she would never actually kill us but one time I had writers block and I thought I was going to die. She also told me to never tell anyone so if you’re reading this don’t tell her please.

Buy tickets for Ray Badran: Everybody Loves Ray here

9.45pm | Pleasance Courtyard | 1-11, 13-25 Aug

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